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the first cool story that I remember happening was when I was a little boyby, I was born with beefbrain syndrome so I always had an awful smell all the time and could only acquire nutrients from dog food, so there I was at the nice picnic with my mom eating a sandwich until I heard something moving in the bushes, so I went down there to check and turns out it was a giant himalayan bear

he looked at me dead in the eyes, picked me up and threw me at the lake, luckily I didn't drown and ended up fine so after that I went back to where the bear was at and said "agoogagele" which is actually roman for "you are dead to me", the bear then passed out from pure fear of my advanced vocabulary and a guy came out of the bushes with a gun and hugged me, I would say that was a pretty cool day